Aug 22, 2015 | Special Announcements

Welcome to our Season 12 Rookie Recruits!

Friday Night, at our secret underground base deep beneath The Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium, we held our Season 12 Draft Party!
What follows is an excerpt from the Communiques that were broadcast…

The Rockits draft Hater Tot! Welcome to the Minnesota RollerGirls!
The Atomic Bombshells are proud to welcome mAlice!
Please welcome Assfault A. Salt to the Dagger Dolls!
The Rockits shoot off fireworks to welcome Jo Jo Juke’Em!

The Garda Belts raise a glass and toast their new teammate, Hal-Luci Jen!
The Dagger Dolls all rise as Ruth Bangher Ginsburg approaches their bench!
The citizens of Iowa and Alaska cheer as former Old Capitol City Roller Derby and Fairbanks Rollergirls skater Animal is drafted by the Rockits!
And the 2015 Minnesota RollerGirls number one draft pick goes to the Atomic Bombshells! Riotchu will be tearing up the track October 10!
In addition, the Minnesota RollerGirls Officials welcomes two new zebras — Anaïs Ninja and Stinkerbell!

Meet all our skaters and officials at our Minnesota State Fair booth in Fan Central Aug 27 through Sept 7, then at our Season 12 opener October 10!