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Referee Clinic
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
MNRG go 2-0 in Philly
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
VIP Sections Now Available
Friday, July 2, 2010
Season 7 begins now!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
The Wheelies
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Atomic Bombshells go hot for the championship, 78-58
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Gardas outplay Dolls for 3rd, 74-45
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Bombs away! (recaplet)
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Gardas finish third (recaplet)
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Preview for Hometeam Championship 2010 (part 2)
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Preview for Hometeam Championship 2010 (part 1)
Friday, March 26, 2010
Rockits triumph over Dolls, 129-37
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Bombshells hold back Gardas 67-42
Thursday, March 11, 2010
MNRG Hometeam Bout 3 Preview
Friday, March 5, 2010
MNRG Finals outlook 2010: by the numbers
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Rockits take Gardas 118-35
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Atomic Bombshells defeat Dagger Dolls, 63-38
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Saturday night turnout
Monday, February 8, 2010
Season 6, Bout 2 preview
Friday, February 5, 2010
Garda Belts beat back Dolly assault, 59-50
Friday, January 8, 2010
Set to maximum yield, Bombshells break Rockit streak, 78-76
Friday, January 8, 2010
Home Season Six preview: Dagger Dolls and Garda Belts
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Home Season Six preview: Atomic Bombshells and Rockits
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Sioux Falls falls to Minnesota 180-44
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Superheroes overcome Forces of Evil, 62-40
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Minnesota takes on Sioux Falls; Forces of Evil go for 5-0
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Hammer Gets Nailed; MNRG 195, Hammer City 46
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Robbers stick it to the Woman - 81-56
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Wheel Bite preview - Hammer time.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Minnesota takes out Carolina in season opener, 105-69
Friday, October 23, 2009
Devils down Angels, 88-48
Friday, October 23, 2009
Carolina returns; Angels and Devils to Dance
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Season Six Farewells
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
MNRG Spring 2009 Update
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Rockits Repeat! Rockits Repeat!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Battle of the Broads preview
Friday, April 10, 2009
2009-2010 Season Tickets
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Bombshells bruise Dolls as Rockits extend streak
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Shamrocks & Shenanigans preview
Friday, March 20, 2009
We Want You!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Kids Derby is Full
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Garda Belts defuse Bombshells as Dolls dance to different drummer in defeat
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Rebout, rebout, rebout... Saturday.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Derby in 60 seconds!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Garda Belts stage second half comeback as Rockits extend streak to six.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Rockits launch; Garda Belts take one against a new Bombshell lineup
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
2009 Home Season Preview :: Part 2
Friday, December 12, 2008
2009 Home Season Preview :: Part 1
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Minnesota overtakes Madison at final whistle, 89-87.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
No Future for Polyester; Punks Defeat Disco, 70-40
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Minnesota Defeats Killbillies in Triumphant Return Home, 158-46
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Zombies Devour Delicious Rum-soaked Brains in Exhibition Bout
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
WFTDA Regionals 2008 Recap
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Skate or die: Life with the MN Roller Girls
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Fourth Eskate :: Podcast #2
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Fourth Eskate :: Podcast #1
Saturday, August 16, 2008
HOME BOUTS, 2008 :: FAMILY & CHILDREN'S SERVICES (MONETARY DONATION)
Sunday, June 1, 2008
SPRING CLEANING :: SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SHINING :: SATURDAY, MARCH 8
Saturday, March 8, 2008
SKATES ON A PLAIN :: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH :: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
DECEMBER 8, 2007 :: FOUNDATION IX (MONETARY DONATION) AND TOYS FOR TOTS (DONATION OF TOYS)
Saturday, December 8, 2007
FEAST OF HURTIN' :: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
NOVEMBER 10, 2007 :: MINNESOTA FOOD SHELF NETWORK (MONETARY DONATION AND FOOD SHELF GOODS)
Saturday, November 10, 2007
TRICK OR BEAT :: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
OCTOBER 20, 2007 :: HABITAT FOR HUMANITY (MONETARY DONATION)
Saturday, October 20, 2007
OCTOBER 6, 2007 :: WALK NOW FOR AUTISM (MONETARY AND TIME DONATIONS)
Saturday, October 6, 2007
MNRG 2007-8 SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP
Monday, October 1, 2007
SEPTEMBER 29, 2007 :: NATIONAL ALLIANCE ON MENTAL ILLNESS (MONETARY AND TIME DONATIONS)
Saturday, September 29, 2007
SEPTEMBER 15, 2007 :: PURPLE RIDE AND PANCAN (MONETARY AND TIME DONATIONS)
Saturday, September 15, 2007
AUGUST 25, 2007 :: ROCK THE CAUSE (DONATION OF TIME)
Saturday, August 25, 2007
JULY 22, 2007 :: MUDDY SUNDAY -- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY (DONATIONS OF GOODS, TIME, AND MONEY)
Sunday, July 22, 2007
MAY 20, 2007 :: MN AIDS WALK (MONETARY AND TIME DONATIONS)
Sunday, May 20, 2007
APRIL 28, 2007 :: NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN & NATIONAL ALLIANCE ON MENTAL ILLNESS (MONETARY DONATIONS)
Saturday, April 28, 2007
APRIL 2007 :: SPRINGBOARD FOR THE ARTS (MONETARY DONATION, BARTENDING FOR CHARITY)
Sunday, April 1, 2007
A CLOCKWORK DERBY :: FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
ATTACK OF THE KILLER DERBY GIRLS :: SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 2007
Saturday, March 3, 2007
MARCH 3, 2007 :: MINNESOTA ORGANIZATION ON ADOLESCENT PREGNANCY, PREVENTION AND PARENTING (MONETARY DONATION)
Thursday, March 1, 2007
MARCH 16, 2007 :: MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION (MONETARY DONATION) & EMERGENCY FOOD SHELF NETWORK (DONATION OF GOODS)
Thursday, March 1, 2007
MARCH 2007 :: SPARE KEY (MONETARY DONATION, BARTENDING FOR CHARITY)
Thursday, March 1, 2007
OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS :: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24
Saturday, February 24, 2007
FRACTURED INNOCENCE :: SATURDAY, JANUARY 27, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
JANUARY 2007 :: WATERSHED HIGH SCHOOL (DONATION OF TIME)
Monday, January 1, 2007
JANUARY 2007 :: LOCAL WOMEN'S HEALTH EDUCATION + GO RED FOR WOMEN (MONETARY DONATION)
Monday, January 1, 2007
DECEMBER 2006 :: CHILDREN'S HOME SOCIETY - PAINT THE TOWN RED CAMPAIGN (MONETARY DONATION)
Friday, December 1, 2006
LIVE AND LET DIE :: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2006
Saturday, November 11, 2006
NOVEMBER 2006 :: MIDWEST HEALTH CENTER FOR WOMEN & OPEN ARMS (MONETARY DONATIONS)
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
BORDERLINE ASSAULT :: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
OCTOBER 2006 :: ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION OF MINNESOTA-NORTH DAKOTA (MONETARY DONATION)
Sunday, October 1, 2006
NORTH VS. SOUTH :: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2006
Saturday, September 16, 2006
SEPTEMBER 2006 :: SEXUAL VIOLENCE CENTER (MONETARY DONATION)
Friday, September 1, 2006
SEPTEMBER 2006 :: ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION MEMORY WALK (MONETARY DONATION AND DONATION OF TIME)
Friday, September 1, 2006
MAY-AUGUST 2006 :: OFF-SEASON VOLUNTEER PROJECTS (DONATIONS OF TIME AND GOODS)
Monday, May 1, 2006
THE DAY THE RINK STOOD STILL :: SATURDAY, APRIL 15, 2006
Saturday, April 15, 2006
APRIL 2006 :: CANCER KIDS FUND (MONETARY DONATION)
Saturday, April 1, 2006
PRETTY IN PUNK :: FRIDAY, MARCH 24, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
MARCH 2006 :: BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF MINNESOTA AND CARL'S CAUSE MEMORIAL FUND (MONETARY DONATIONS)
Wednesday, March 1, 2006
DUST DEVIL NATIONAL TOURNAMENT :: FEBRUARY 24-26, 2006
Friday, February 24, 2006
FEBRUARY 2006 :: CHRYSALIS (MONETARY DONATION)
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
FEBRUARY 2006 :: AMERICAN ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION (MONETARY DONATION)
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
DECEMBER 2005 :: MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION (MONETARY DONATION)
Thursday, December 1, 2005
NOVEMBER 2005 :: KIDS 'N KINSHIP BOWL-A-THON (DONATION OF TIME)
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
NOVEMBER 2005 :: SEXUAL VIOLENCE CENTER (MONETARY DONATION)
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
OCTOBER 2005 :: AMERICAN RED CROSS, HURRICANE KATRINA FUND (MONETARY DONATION)
Saturday, October 1, 2005
DECEMBER 2005 :: HOMEWARD BOUND DOG RESCUE OF MINNESOTA (MONETARY DONATION)
Saturday, October 1, 2005
SEPTEMBER 2005 :: GREATER MINNEAPOLIS CRISIS NURSERY (MONETARY DONATION)
Thursday, September 1, 2005
JULY 2005 :: NATIONAL MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS SOCIETY SUN 75 (MONETARY DONATION AND DONATION OF TIME)
Friday, July 1, 2005
MAY 2005 :: ALEXANDRA HOUSE (MONETARY DONATION)
Sunday, May 1, 2005
APRIL 2005 :: AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION (MONETARY DONATION)
Friday, April 1, 2005
APRIL 2005 :: MINNESOTA AIDS PROJECT (MONETARY DONATION AND DONATION OF TIME)
Friday, April 1, 2005
MARCH 2005 :: GREATER MINNEAPOLIS CRISIS NURSERY (MONETARY DONATION)
Tuesday, March 1, 2005
No Future for Polyester; Punks Defeat Disco, 70-40
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
As a precursor to the highly-anticipated Madison v Minnesota bout, MNRG brought us an exhibition bout; an iteration of that eternal struggle between might and right, pretty and powerful, DIY and DIOTDF (Do It On The Dance Floor)... punk versus disco.Dudezilla took a quick lead for the Punks, grabbing the lead while her teammate Optimiss Crime momentarily plastered Disco jammer Sparkle Ninja to the outside. Dudezilla lapped and passed the pack for four, but Ninja took two before the jam was called. Disco sent Joscelyn D'Jewels next to jam against Mary Tyler Roar. MTR stepped through Joscelyn on the back turn, causing enough interference to get the lead. JJ got further stymied by Punk blocker Norah Torious, and MTR earned nine points for the Punks. Disco jammer CleoSPLATra came right back with three points, with Mitzi Massacre scoring four more for the Pretty People the following jam, as Disco blockers Rumblebee and Rizzo collected Punk jammers and deposited them behind the pack. With twelve minutes to go, the score was 13-9, Punks ahead.
The Punks rolled the dice and put up rookie Mae Gusta against Calamity Crush. Neither took the lead, although Mae kept her head to stay out of the penalty box. Crush, however, accumulated enough minors to be sent to the box after a couple points scored at the very end of the jam. With Calamity in the box, the Punks sent Dudezilla to take advantage of the power jam (a jammer skating unopposed is much more likely to score). Dudezilla scored eight points before Crush re-entered the pack from the penalty box, took the lead, and quickly called off the jam. Sparkle Ninja returned for the Discoers to take another lead, but got sent out when Trinity Knox knocked her through the inside corner and back out onto the track in the midst of the pack (a major violation, as Sparkle had passed two opposing players on her way through the corner.) L'exi-cuter, jamming for the Punks, took full advantage of the power jam and grabbed five points.
Mary Tyler Roar came out next, picking up the lead and nine points on the advantage before Sparkle Ninja could return from Grams' Penalty Kitchen. L'exi-cuter and Sweet Justice extended that lead as Disco jammer Abbie Mischief fell into penalty trouble, and at the half, the score favored the Punks 41-19. The combined force of Mary Tyler Roar and Dudezilla as well as a strong defensive force kept the Punks ahead. While Disco had some gutsy defensive play by Rumblebee, Rizzo, and Inspectress Gadget, they kept running afoul of penalties that sent too many of their players to the box.
Following halftime, Abbie and Sweet Justice played the first jam and fought through a revived pack. Abbie picked up a stray point. Continuing her use of rookies from the first period, Punk bench coach Scootaloo sent Psycho Novia to the jammer line against Calamity Crush. Novia took a line that sped past an out-of-position Disco pack and grabbed her very first lead jam, scoring three points before Fixie Chic sent her out, forcing a calling off of the jam. Rookie jammers Joscelyn D'Jewels and L'exi-cuter showed in the following jam some of the spark from Pirates versus Zombies in October. L'exi got caught up early on by Icepack, Mitzi Massacre and the Disco pack, giving Joscelyn an opportunity to score seven points for Disco before Dudezilla stopped her cold. Meanwhile, L'exi put several points of her own up for the Punks.
Mary Tyler Roar returned for the Punks and promptly went out on a track-cutting major. The Punk pack rose to the challenge to hold Disco jammer CleoSPLATra back; pivot Optimiss Crime took the opportunity to roll out Cleo into the crowd, preventing the veteran from scoring. Hell N Ready broke a trail in the next jam for Disco's Mitzi Massacre, but Mitzi was sent to the box, giving both Dudezilla and Punk rookie Shiv and Let Die opportunities to steal points. Despite Fixie Chic and Rumblebee's best efforts (including a glorious corner shove of Dudezilla by 'Bee), the Punks had taken a definitive lead with less than four minutes to go, 65-34.
The next jam sent both jammers - Abbie for Disco, Mary Tyler Roar for Punk... to the penalty box for a jammerless result. Now, following a jammerless jam, the packs stay the same but rotate the jammer position to a player not in the box for the next jam. Got that? Good. In this case, Sinaminn (Disco) and Velvet Hammer (Punk) became jammers and blasted through the depleted packs. Velvet grabbed the lead and quickly ended the jam. This left time for two more jams, each deftly controlled by Punk jammers Psycho Novia and Dudezilla. Final score - 70-40.
The Punk team performed remarkably in this exhibition bout. With surprise performances from Psycho Novia and Shiv and Let Die as well as the usual heavy lifting from MNRG mainstays Dudezilla and Mary Tyler Roar, the jammers in black and safety pins controlled the match. The Punk defense, however, kept the Disco score very low and made the difference against Sparkle Ninja, Mitzi, Joscelyn, and CleoSPLATra. Disco's defense did put up a good fight; Killahertz and Fixie Chic were containing Punk jammers long enough for the rest of their pack to catch up and punish those not quick enough to escape... but the Punks accelerated out of danger all too quickly.
December's bout comes in three weeks; we'll see how the rookies introduced in these warm-up matches will fare once they don Rockit red, Dagger Doll pink, Bombshell orange, and Garda Belt green. The home season is in sight, Minnesota. Get ready.






