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Derby Date of Birth: Season 2, 2005
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer

Athletic Background:

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Bio:

It is a little known fact that the rumblings of roller skate wheels, when combined with the screeching of angry women produces a sound that can penetrate the earth’s fiery core. Not only this, but the unique noise is strangely amplified by tetrahedral limestone formations – which includes basically anything remotely resembling a pyramid.

Awakened after thousands of years by the racket created by the Minnesota Rollergirls first season, CleoSPLATra arose from the dead, craving as never before the need to conquer, dominate, and smash… Shortly thereafter, passengers on a Cairo-Minneapolis flight found themselves attempting to look politely away as the rather musty smelling zombie queen completed the time-consuming task of returning her grey matter to its rightful place (via the left nostril) using a Northwest Airlines coffee stirrer.

Upon passing through customs at MSP, the remaining jars of pickled organs were deemed biological waste – the zombie queen and her luggage were hauled off to the nearest toxic waste facility. It was here that the radioactive, hazardous, noxious and corrosive women named the Atomic Bombshells found the royally pissed-off CleoSPLATra.