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Mitzi Massacre, #3
Atomic Bombshells
Derby Date of Birth: Season 1, 2004
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer, Pivot
Athletic Background:
Mitzi figure skated her way through her formative years, making stops in gymnastics, ballet and dance, and rhythmic gymnastics. She has perfected the art of the pointed toe.
Bio:
Sent from the future to prevent an all-out derby war from going nuclear , Mitzi Massacre joined the Atomic Bombshells to aid in the fight to eliminate the wasteful and lazy rollergirls. Future technology has granted the M-1000 a nearly indestructible frame and a dynamic chameleon-like quality that allows her to absorb blows and mutate form when in tight spots. Since becoming acclimated to the early Aughts, she has discovered she rather likes a roller derby-dominated life and has taken up a desk job to help her pay for a regular supply of super-fast skates.
Awards & Accolades:
2007 Team Spirit, 2008 Team Spirit, 2009 Best Attitude, 2009 Towlie Award
Special Roles:
BOD Representative
Team Roster
Active Roster
- BOOMbay Safire
- Bully Jean
- Chinese Take-Out
- Cleosplatra
- Diamond Rough (co-captain)
- EmaLeethal
- Fannie Tanner
- Flora Flipabitch
- Freeze Baby
- Hurtrude Stein
- Jocelyn D' Jewels
- L'exi-cuter
- Lizzy the Axe (co-captain)
- Madame de Stompadour
- Messi Jigler
- Mitzi Massacre
- sandblastHER
- Skullateral Damage
- Smoka Hontas
- Stryper
- Supersonik!
- Tara Skatesov
- Venus Thightrap
Team Retirees
- Bad Dream
- Betty Bruiser
- Bloody Valentine
- Bonnie Rotten
- C Stars
- Calamity Crush
- Double D. Fense
- Dragon Chaos
- Eve L Hazard
- Hell N. Ready
- Joy Ride
- Lady KillHer
- Lexy Lawless
- Mae Gusta
- Marilyn Monrogue
- Misfit Maiden
- Racey Roughelz
- Shady O'Dread
- Tackle Box
- The Bonesetter
- Velvet Hammer
