Team Merchandise
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Second Hand Smoke, #9
Garda Belts
Derby Date of Birth: Season 6, 2009
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer
Athletic Background:
Biking to Dougherty
Skiing in Minnesota
Double solitaire on Sunday afternoons
Peeling apples
Picking strawberries
Wrestling pigs
Tackle the Turkey
Bio:
Never on time, always in trouble. Used to go to jail for weekends, now I go to the box for sixty second intervals, up to six times, every sixty minutes. That’s how I roll. Anything else I might know, but certainly ain’t tellin.
Likes:
• Fireworks
• Surprises
• Speed
Dislikes:
• Fog
• Bad calls
• The penalty box
Awards & Accolades:
Speed Demon
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Angelfire
- Aurora Whorealis
- Barbie Brawl
- Bombs Over Bacon
- Detroit Muff
- Hanna Belle Lector
- Hannah Shot First
- Killsey McMurder
- Lydia Punch (co-captain)
- Naughty Kitty
- Norwegian Mafia
- Ova Achieva
- Psycho Novia
- Randi Stroyer
- Rollercat
- Sagittearitup
- Shiver Me Kimbers
- Shotgun Millie
- Sinaminn
- Sweet Justice
- Tiki Torture (co-captain)
- Winona Collider
Team Retirees
- Big Knocker
- Buffy the Vampire Skater
- Candi Pain
- Dee Dee Monic
- Dixxxie Wrect
- Dottie Hazzard
- Fixie Chic
- Galaxia
- Gogo Galore
- Kim Jong Kill
- Knockher Blochoff
- Mandelicious
- Mary Tyler Roar
- Mean E
- Miss Adventure
- Miss Fire
- Norah Torious
- Rainbow Fight
- Rebel Stella
- Roxanne Rolls
- Sayonara Pussy
- Shiv & Let Die
- SINderella
- Sparkle Ninja
- Tank'd Girl
- Trophy Wife
- Wonderbroad
