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Derby Date of Birth: Season 6, 2009
Position(s): Blocker

Athletic Background:

Norwegian Mafia got her start running sprints up the craggy fjords of Norway and single handedly rowing viking ships around the canals. When that became too easy she began bombing through the snowy woods on skates and knocking out the trolls and gnomes that live there. She became known for her wily ways and hard hits and was immediately recruited into the Mafia. She hopes to begin working the crab fishing vessels in the Bering Sea this year for an extra workout.

Bio:

Norwegian Mafia may seem like a sweet scandahoovian gal, but don’t be fooled. The code Mafia salute is the one finger wave and it’s suggested that you use this whenever you see her. You’ll notice Norwegian Mafia has an especially loyal following while driving in the cold northern regions of Minnesota. To stay on Norwegian Mafia’s good side it’s highly recommended that you provide small gifts like lefse, hot dish, or Aquavit vodka at regular intervals. Take note that if you find a severed fjord horse head in your bed or skate bag, you should proceed with extreme caution. If you mess with the Mafia, you’ll be sleeping with the fish tonite.

Likes:

• MN State Fair
• McNuggets
• Boxing
• Cat Vids

Dislikes:

• Slow Drivers
• Ass-kissery
• Strawberry anything

Special Roles:

Marketing Co-Chair