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Derby Date of Birth: Season 3, 2006
Position(s): Blocker, Pivot

Athletic Background:

Citizen Pain is a former skater of a high school long track speed skating team. Starting off her speed skating venture, Citi loved skating but was a terrible skater! She was the only girl wearing knee pads as she repetitively fell on the ice, but she would always finish the race no matter how long it took her. By her Senior year, and lots of devotion (plus improvement!) she was voted in as captain and awarded MVP. In college, Citizen participated in various forms of martial arts and ballroom dancing. When she has had a little too much whiskey she like to show off her “karate-dance moves”.

Bio:

Citizen Pain’s only possession from childhood is a snow globe with a rollerskate inside. Legend has it that her first word whispered was “Roseblood”. As a kid she always knew she was destined for more adventurous times. Finally escaping the gray loneliness of Xanadu, she started developing her colorful life in rollerderby where she has become a tycoon of bruises and blocking.

Awards & Accolades:

20090 Best Pivot, 2009 Sugar and Spice, 2009 Garda Belts Team Spirit, 2010 Best Attitude, Captain of Garda Belts Season 4 through Season 7

Special Roles:

Art Committee Chair