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Rita Rawkus, #113
Garda Belts
Derby Date of Birth: Season 5, 2008
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer
Athletic Background:
I’ve skated since i could walk and it didn’t take me long to decide that I liked it a lot better. I love being on skates and played hockey in high school and college, but never really was that serious or cared much about sports until roller derby. I love everything about it.
Bio:
Laid back and chill, but don’t mistake it. When this good natured Garda brings beef to the platter you just might end up gettin stuck with your own shank.
Likes:
• Shark week
• Tequila
• Trouble
Dislikes:
• Coors
• Cat videos
• Lames
Awards & Accolades:
Cool as a cucumber - 2011
Special Roles:
Interleague Chair
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Anita Spankston
- Betty LaRude
- Cassie Rolle
- Citizen Pain
- Crust Almighty
- Dementia Darling
- Frigid O'Shaughnessy
- MEDUSA
- Moto Fluzzi
- Myrna Ploy
- Olga Ogilthorpe
- Rita Rawkus
- Scootaloo
- Second Hand Smoke
- Shiva Shank'n
- Soft Serve
- Stacy Wreckt
- Suzie Smashbox
- Tara Bichapart (co-captain)
- Wolfe Bite (co-captain)
- Dropkick Donna
- Glam Slam
Team Retirees
- AliSin Chains
- Amyville Horror
- Ann E. Briated
- Beth Anne DeStruction
- Cupcake
- DamnzelSly
- Demora Liza
- Desi Cration
- DieAnn Isis
- Flogging Molly
- Head Trauma
- Holly Go Fightly
- Inspectress Gadget
- Lil' Hellion
- Little Tornado
- Lola Blackenblue
- OneikaX
- Optimiss Crime
- Pattywack
- Pocahuntress
- Punishmint Patty
- Rolls Wilder
- Rumblebee
- Savage Animal
- Sintripetal Force
- Thundra Stryker
- Ultralash
