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Abbie Mischief, #318
Rockits
Derby Date of Birth: Season 3, 2006
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer
Athletic Background:
This girl doesn’t have much of an athletic background outside of the world of roller derby. Sure, I used to skate on quads a few times at the local roller rink growing up and I often enjoyed riding my bike. I never played any sports in school.
Bio:
My name is Abbie Mischief. Some of my teammates call me “sneaky”. I am small, fast on the track and extremely determined. I absolutely LOVE to skate and play roller derby. I consistantly look for ways to improve my game. This is my fifth season with the league and over this time have experienced personal growth, both physically and mentally.
I play for the Rockits and have also been with the All Star team for two years. I am completely addicted to roller derby, the league, my teams, our volunteers and our fans.
Awards & Accolades:
-Takes A Lickin and Keeps on Tickin’ Award, Season 5 and 6 -Boner Award (from the Garda Belts), Season 6
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief
- Commander Nix
- Coochie Coup
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Frau Scientits (co-captain)
- Harmony Killerbruise
- Honeydew Felon (co-captain)
- IcePack
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Patently Offensive
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Soylent Mean
- Trixie Whipsum
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Jawbreaker
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Randi Stroyer
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Trinity Knox



