Team Merchandise
Are you a supporter of this team? Well then you should be outfitting yourself in gear that shows your colors! Each of the teams has its own merch available at our bouts and in our online store. Get yourself a team shirt, wristband, or set of this season’s trading cards and support your favorite team.
Konceal’N Kari, #945
Rockits
Derby Date of Birth: Season 6, 2009
Position(s): Blocker
Athletic Background:
Multi-sport participation, including swimming (where I was voted “Queen of the ‘Fly”), softball, soccer, gymnastics, track and field and cheerleading, as well as non-traditional sports. Recently, my focus has been on distance running, long-distance bicycling (over 5 state rides covering Minnesota and Wisconsin) and, of course, roller derby.
Bio:
Banned from schools, government buildings and public parks,
Konceal’N Kari is forced by state law to confine her violence and
mayhem to the flat track, where her physical skills and god-given
attributes give new meaning to the phrase “packing heat”. KNK’s fiery
hair is matched by her fiery attitude, and her destructive tendencies
will familiarize her opponents with Police Code 945 – Ambulance
Required.
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief
- Commander Nix
- Coochie Coup
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Frau Scientits (co-captain)
- Harmony Killerbruise
- Honeydew Felon (co-captain)
- IcePack
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Patently Offensive
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Soylent Mean
- Trixie Whipsum
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Jawbreaker
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Randi Stroyer
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Trinity Knox
