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Salvador Brawlie, #5:00:00
Rockits
Derby Date of Birth: Season 7, 2010
Position(s): Blocker
Athletic Background:
Salvador Brawlie’s athletic dreams started out huge as a youngster. Starting with soccer and softball, Salvador Brawlie decided she loved running and being athletic. After playing a few years of softball in middle school, she decided she wanted to be an Olympic softball player- but her dreams were crushed when she realized she couldn’t really catch, hit, or throw a softball very well, but she could run. She then decided to run track and cross country in high school. Soon she joined a fight club at her local roller rink, which set her on the path to being a roller girl. (See bio for more details.)
Bio:
(Sing to the tune of the Fresh prince of Bel Aire by Will Smith)
This is the story all about how Salvodor Brawlie got lost and found. This will only take a minute, just sit right there, and I’ll tell you how she became a Rockit skater.
In mean Philadelphia, born to skate, the roller rink is where she spent most of her days… She got in one little fight, and her mom got scared, and she was sent to Paris instead of Bel Aire. She met up with some artists, about seven or eight, and joined their revolution- but wanted to skate. The urge to skate became too hard to bear, so she painted and skated, just to be fair.
The time to leave became quite clear when her paints and skates started to disappear. As our skater was about to part, she melted all the clocks and then called it art. She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the bumper said derby and there were skates on the mirror. It took her to the Roy Wilkins, where it became clear, there was derby in Minnesota, and she’s glad to be here.
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief
- Commander Nix
- Coochie Coup
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Frau Scientits (co-captain)
- Harmony Killerbruise
- Honeydew Felon (co-captain)
- IcePack
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Patently Offensive
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Soylent Mean
- Trixie Whipsum
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Jawbreaker
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Randi Stroyer
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Trinity Knox



