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Scarmen Hellectra, #28
Rockits
Derby Date of Birth: Season 2, 2005
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer
Athletic Background:
Scarmen Hellectra credits many a weekend spent going left at the Duluth Saints Roller Rink during her formative years for her athletic prowess on the track. Scar does feel that her decade worth of jazz dance training has assisted in winning some afterparties (she can do a mean jazz square, believe). A former band nerd, Hellectra did not seriously dabble in other sports. It is worth noting that she was the kid drawing in the dirt near third base during softball games and kicking the ball into the wrong net during soccer matches.
Bio:
A jammer gone blocker turned jammer once again, Scarmen Hellectra likes to keep it casual on the track. When jamming, Scar channels a choo-choo train and aims to be both steady and unstoppable. If blocking, Scarmen really enjoys planting her butt firmly in the way of her opponents. Scarmen Hellectra has never ever received any sort of penalty during a bout, ever.*
* citation needed
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief
- Commander Nix
- Coochie Coup
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Frau Scientits (co-captain)
- Harmony Killerbruise
- Honeydew Felon (co-captain)
- IcePack
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Patently Offensive
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Soylent Mean
- Trixie Whipsum
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Jawbreaker
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Randi Stroyer
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Trinity Knox
