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Soylent Mean, #2022
Rockits
Derby Date of Birth: Season 2, 2005
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer
Athletic Background:
A notoriously shy, out-of-shape bookworm in high school, Soylent Mean took up soccer and a variety of martial arts, including jujitsu, aikido, and capoeira in college, before deciding that they just weren’t physical enough for her. To keep her reflexes sharp, she also auto races her Mazda MX-5 as part of the Mazda Motorsports program, during the off-season.
Bio:
Soylent Mean attributes her derby acumen to her steady diet of snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and the ground-up remains of the other teams’ jammers.
Special Roles:
Website Chair
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief
- Commander Nix
- Coochie Coup
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Frau Scientits (co-captain)
- Harmony Killerbruise
- Honeydew Felon (co-captain)
- IcePack
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Patently Offensive
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Soylent Mean
- Trixie Whipsum
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Jawbreaker
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Randi Stroyer
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Trinity Knox
