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Derby Date of Birth: Season 5, 2008

Background:

Production - Aside from the occasional AA game of DDR, Crush has no conceivable athletic abilities. She developed the necessary skills for her job in Bout Production at the School of Hard Knocks, where she majored in Herding Cats with a minor in Wiping Spills.

Bio:

The bastard child of Michael Stipe, Crush was born to rock and roll. Unfortunately, a disturbing lack of coordination prevented her from fulfilling her dreams of being a guitar goddess and/or derby queen. Thankfully, the Minnesota RollerGirls found a way to exploit her other nefarious talents. Although she can’t drink due to interactions with her anti-psychotic meds, if she could she would drink copious amounts of PBR.