Garrison Killer
Volunteers
Derby Date of Birth: Season 4, 2007
Background:
As the team’s league reporter, Garrison does regular cardio by watching tapes of All-Stars coming from behind to win.
Bio:
Garrison Killer writes about the MNRG. Why? Because he has opinions about roller derby. If you buy him a beer, he’ll tell you them. You might want to buy him two. That makes the opinions more interesting.
His favorite bout? Detroit Derby Girls v MNRG All-Stars at the 2010 North Central Regionals.
Favorite position? Rear blocker.
Favorite pack speed? Fast as lightning, then slow like honey.
Worst rule? No such thing.
Awards & Accolades:
2010 Golden Supporter
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