Scouroboros

Volunteers

Derby Date of Birth: Season 4, 2007
Position: Volunteer

Athletic Background:

Stats and Scorekeeping, Production, Merchandise, Road Warrior

Bio:

Dear New or Returning Customer,

Congratulations on the acquisition of your new SCOUROBOROS Replicant!

The latest incarnation of the Nexus 13 series, the SCOUROBOROS Mark II was originally developed to help staff and operate low-population start-up colonies.  Widely hailed as the pinnacle of the Tyrell Corporation’s Analysis and Computational product line, the SCOUROBOROS has been refitted with a solid complement of synthetically implanted skills and artificial experience to meet the demanding and rapidly changing needs of today’s Manufacturing and Information Technology industries.

Its skill set includes advanced mathematical aptitude, long-term project management, and a broad assortment of analytical problem-solving capabilities.  All these features, in addition to an astonishingly high average score of 98.3% in standardized Voight-Kampff testing, mean that the SCOUROBOROS is unquestionably the most capable and most lifelike Replicant ever made available to the general public.

ENJOY extended periods of pleasant interaction with a SCOUROBOROS; enhanced charisma algorithms mean an end to the scripted “plastic” responses that have plagued manufacturing and industrial-grade Replicant series.

RELAX without the need for tedious Replicant micro-management; the SCOUROBOROS is designed to be as self-sufficient as many of the Tyrell Corporation’s combat models.

PROSPER by making your next Replicant purchase long-term investment; the SCOUROBOROS is manufactured with an unprecedented ten-year duty cycle, meaning you won’t be shopping for a replacement before you’ve finished paying for the unit.

In addition to hosting a solid skill set, requiring a low cost of overhead, and being the most versatile and astonishingly lifelike Replicant to date, the SCOUROBOROS also boasts another first: clearance for service not just in off-world colonies, but on Earth as well.

The SCOUROBOROS is sure to meet and exceed your most demanding applications, both in Earth-bound facilities, or at distant, off-world settlements.

Reliable Performance!    Durable Components!      Solid Construction!

Why wait another minute more to begin putting your investment to work?  Contact your local distributor to confirm your desired incept date and arrange for delivery today!

Addendum:

Allegations that the SCOUROBOROS Mark II units were released to compensate for erratic and potentially dangerous behavior found in the SCOUROBOROS Mark I unit are complete fabrications.

Reports that Mark I units appear to be emotionally unavailable when interacting with the opposite gender, or that they have a tendency to travel astonishingly long distances by car or truck overnight have not been confirmed.  Rumors that the Mark I has been prone to erratic outbursts when confronted with irrational and logically inconsistent Libertarian political philosophy, (sometimes referred to as “The Madison Incident” by less reputable media sources,) could not be recreated in a laboratory environment.

Rest assured that your investment in The Tyrell Corporation’s Nexus series is every bit as safe and reliable as the SCOUROBOROS is lifelike.

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