Events & News

The 2013 Wheelies

2013-05-02T17:12:15+00:00

The Minnesota RollerGirls close their season down with its annual celebration of the league’s best and brightest. WHEELIES RESULTS AHEAD.

Atomic Bombshells raise Golden Skate, 115-102

2013-04-12T03:33:13+00:00

Three times the ABS went ahead; three times the Rockits almost caught up. The unstoppable Atomic Bombshells earn a third spot on the coveted MNRG hometeam trophy.

Gardas defeat Dolls for 3rd place, 140-91

2013-04-11T03:37:48+00:00

Led by vets and rookies alike, the Garda Belts triumphed and controlled the track against a short-staffed Doll team.

Bombshells light up the Rockits for the Championship, 115-102

2013-04-09T01:53:57+00:00

Gardas take 3rd against the Dagger Dolls in our final night of the season.

Hanna Belle Lector #37

2013-04-08T13:28:57+00:00

A member of the Minnesota RollerGirls since season 1, Hanna is an intimidating presence on the track. Off the track, she’s a huge part of helping to develop the next generation of RollerGirls!

DERBY: the Preview

2013-04-04T03:06:07+00:00

The Atomic Bombshells - now the team to beat - have only one team between them and the Golden Skate. Unfortunately, it’s the Rockits. Meanwhile, a short-staffed Dagger Dolls have an uphill battle to stay out of last place against the Garda Belts.

Scootaloo #FU

2013-03-31T14:29:32+00:00

Scootaloo is hard hitting skater, a uniform crafter, and a public relations queen all in one.

Arche-Enemies beat Ultra Outlaws 110-61

2013-03-28T04:26:25+00:00

We took a new approach to forming the teams for this league mixer bout. The team names were inspired by two of our favorite sponsors: Ultra Outlaws vs. Arche-Enemies. Fan contest winners T-Rex and Sugar Beat Down chose the teams playground-style and served as Guest Bench Coaches for the evening. After 40 minutes of fast, fluid roller derby, The Arche-Enemies hung a sign on a 110-61 victory.

Texecutioners beat All-Stars 300 - 151

2013-03-28T03:51:40+00:00

The All-Stars managed an early lead; however, the Texecutioners’ physical blocking and high-scoring power jams earned them the victory at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul.

Abbie Mischief #318

2013-03-23T16:53:45+00:00

If there ever was a rollergirl who seems to have done it all, it’s Abbie Mischief.

When Stars Collide - the preview

2013-03-20T21:52:20+00:00

Texas v Minnesota. Mudholes to be stomped dry.

Catching up with Desi: Texas from a former Garda

2013-03-20T01:26:19+00:00

As part of our coverage of the All-Stars’ Saturday bout with 5th-ranked Texas, we asked one of our legends to talk about her adopted team.

April 6 2013, Season Championship Bout ALL Seating is Reserved

2013-03-12T03:37:44+00:00

April 6 2013 Season Championship Bout ALL Seating is Reserved

Rockits sync in flight, defeat Gardas 143-99

2013-03-07T04:58:05+00:00

The Rockits may hate the word, but this was a comeback. The Gardas had them at halftime 67-25. The Rockits regrouped. Here’s the details.

ABS walls up Dagger Dolls, 194-29

2013-03-07T04:55:54+00:00

The ABS take the win and head to the finals undefeated.

Out With a Slam scores: Rockits re-engage; will meet Bombshells in 9th season championship

2013-03-04T04:23:14+00:00

The Bombshells continue their run of domination with a victory over the Dolls; the Garda Belts fall after a first-half lead.

In Like a Lion, Out with a Slam - the preview

2013-02-28T04:28:10+00:00

Down to three.

Old Cap teams up on Minnesota for the win, 156-145

2013-02-23T03:56:59+00:00

Payback is sweet; Old Capitol City defeated members of the MNRG All-Stars on the night of our Xcel Energy Center doubleheader.

Seeing Double - the preview

2013-02-15T04:04:53+00:00

We’re continuing our tradition of National Lacrosse League/WFTDA doubleheaders with the Minnesota Swarm. The Swarm take on divisional rivals Calgary, while your MNRG All-Stars fight a return bout against the Old Capitol City Roller Girls.

Smoka Hontas #N8V

2013-02-11T23:38:57+00:00

Recently drafted to the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars, Smoka Hontas shows that hard work and dedication pay off. Learn more about this elite derby girl before her All-Star debut during the Seeing Double Header with the Swarm on February 16.

SEEING DOUBLE HEADER Coloring Contest

2013-02-11T17:27:40+00:00

Color this page to your heart’s content! Then snap a photo and share it on our Facebook or Twitter pages.

Gardas belt Dolls, 124-67

2013-01-24T13:17:40+00:00

With a deep jammer line and a new take on blocking, the Gardas took the win against the Dagger Dolls

Atomic Bombshells nuke Rockits, 135-63

2013-01-24T12:59:53+00:00

The ABS drops the A-bomb on their long-time rivals.

Bombshells punch ticket; Gardas notch a victory.

2013-01-20T04:23:44+00:00

The Atomic Bombshells are in the finals. March 2nd’s Garda/Rockit bout will decide the second entrant.

Game of Skates: the preview

2013-01-17T03:36:04+00:00

Two bouts this Saturday, and some big news about rules. Welcome to 2013.

Rhea Volt #84

2013-01-15T18:10:53+00:00

Rhea Volt, almost as new to roller derby as she is to the Rockits, shows what it means to be a rebel RollerGirl.

Game of Skates preview: by the numbers

2013-01-09T02:23:10+00:00

January’s bout: what’s at skate.

Hannah Shot First #<12pc

2012-12-14T00:20:58+00:00

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Hannah Shot First #<12pc fell in love with roller derby. And came across her perfect derby name…

Frigid O’Shaughnessy #-0

2012-11-28T17:02:52+00:00

Chosen as the #1 draft pick among rookies this season, Frigid O’Shaughnessy is equally if not more dangerous than her derby namesake when it comes to her quest for the Golden Skate.

BerNasty #7

2012-11-17T02:00:08+00:00

Growing up on skates, this born to be RollerGirl has just the right balance of nasty and nice.

Rockits reap harvest, defeat Dolls 143-53

2012-11-14T05:58:48+00:00

Two halves. One incredibly tight - a fight from end to end. The other resulted in a strong Rockit victory.

Bombshells burn Gardas in final jam, 111-108

2012-11-14T05:19:56+00:00

Fast-paced, tight packs, and a last-minute win. The Bombshells and Gardas tore the Roy down.

Results: Rockits, Bombshells pick up tournament’s first wins

2012-11-11T05:23:41+00:00

The Atomic Bombshells brought the bout to a final nailbiting win while the Rockits scored the victory on the Dolls following a key second-half error.

Dagger Dolls: The Champs

2012-11-10T04:01:15+00:00

All this week, we’ve been posting short rundowns of the four home teams leading up to the intraleague season opener. Today, it’s time to meet the holders of the Golden Skate: the Dagger Dolls

The Rockits: Triumphs of the nerds

2012-11-09T05:27:32+00:00

All this week, we’ll be posting short rundowns of the four home teams leading up to the intraleague season opener. Today, it’s the Rockits.

Garda Belts: the Hit

2012-11-08T05:54:45+00:00

All this week, we’ll be posting short rundowns of the four hometeams leading up to the hometeam season opener. Today, it’s the Garda Belts.

The Atomic Bombshells: the team that plays together

2012-11-06T04:26:34+00:00

All this week, we’ll be posting short rundowns of the four hometeams leading up to the hometeam season opener. Today, it’s the Atomic Bombshells.

MNRG All-Stars fall to Oly Rollers 218-125

2012-11-03T17:51:04+00:00

Your Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars fell to the Western Region’s #1 team the Oly Rollers 218-125

MNRG All-Stars take Kansas 244-148!

2012-11-02T22:08:59+00:00

Your Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars took on the Kansas City Roller Warriors in their first game at the 2012 WFTDA Championships and won it 244-148!!!

Grits and Glory - the WFTDA 2012 Championship preview

2012-10-31T22:45:54+00:00

Winter is coming: Minnesota’s long road to the fog…and the Hydra.

Winona Collider #480

2012-10-30T23:24:45+00:00

Skating since 2010 with the Minnesota RollerGirls as a referee, Winona Collider #480, started this season by joining the ranks as a rookie rollergirl for the Dagger Dolls. Her journey to becoming the force that she is stems from three Minnesota RollerGirls summer-long boot camps, two seasons of skating as a referee, and from it all has arrived with skills that seem nothing like a rookie

Rockits win rapid-fire tournament; Bombshells, Gardas take wins

2012-10-11T03:17:22+00:00

A short-handed Rockit team takes the win in the MNRG’s first one-night tournament.

Results: Rockits raise the Gilded Steak in league’s first one-night tournament

2012-10-09T03:16:02+00:00

The Rockits and the Bombshells slug it out in the night’s final contest while the Gardas eke a win over the Dollies.

Fresh Meat Raffle: the preview

2012-10-03T18:08:58+00:00

The MNRG home season gets started with a four-color, four-bout lightning round of contests.

Winter goes south: MNRG All-Stars to compete at 2012 Championships

2012-09-20T04:10:20+00:00

Minnesota comes within thirteen points of the North Central championship after handily defeating Naptown and Madison.

Old School breaks in New School, 133-72

2012-09-13T02:46:43+00:00

Thirteen new skaters. Two huge teams. It’s the vets vs the new kids, and the veterans, well…read on.

Winona Collider: the Dagger Doll interview

2012-09-12T05:14:19+00:00

We interview Winona Collider as she talks about her fellow rookies, the Dolly mystique, and her sixth time on skates…at MNRG tryouts.

Kansas City Stops Minnesota, 240-148

2012-09-11T04:10:27+00:00

Kansas City upset Minnesota in more ways than one, scoring big against numerous MNRG jammer penalties and drawing strong boos from the audience by taking control with stop tactics on the track.

Results: Kansas stops Minnesota; Old School defeats New

2012-09-09T16:53:30+00:00

Kansas deployed the patient offense in their defeat of Minnesota. Meanwhile, the Old School ran herd on the new players. Results within.

Rhea Volt: the Rockit interview

2012-09-09T05:45:58+00:00

Read Rockit rookie Rhea Volt’s take on the Rockits’ chances this year, pack transitions, her fellow rookies, and the Rockits’ size advantage.

The Great Minnesota Beat Down: the preview

2012-09-06T03:31:06+00:00

Our ninth season blazes to life with a rematch of Old school vs New school skaters. In the main event, we bring you a preview of tournament season as the MNRG All Stars take on the Kansas City Roller Warriors.

Frigid O’Shaughnessy: the Garda Belt interview

2012-09-03T06:03:30+00:00

We sit down with ‘OSHA’ to get her first impressions of the Garda Belts.

MNRG Interviews: Juke Boxx, Diamond Rough, and Killaman Jaro

2012-08-21T03:20:53+00:00

We speak to members of the MNRG All-Stars about the contested WCR/MNRG June bout, RollerCon results, the upcoming season, and more.

Scoreboard shows Minnesota victory; officials go to overtime

2012-06-20T02:21:09+00:00

Minnesota’s final jam put Saint Paul’s home team out ahead of the Windy City Rollers 160-155 on Saturday – but a last-minute correction may have put this bout into question. Details inside.

Saint Paul’s MNRG Team B takes out Minneapolis’ Northern Lights, 71-57

2012-06-19T23:10:58+00:00

A rare cross-river bout between the MNRG and the North Stars began the Midsummer Melee off right.

Minnesota RollerGirls defeat Windy City, 160-155

2012-06-17T03:26:25+00:00

In a tense, suffocating, INCREDIBLE fight, the Minnesota RollerGirls defeat the Windy City Rollers.

Midsummer Melee: the preview

2012-06-14T12:17:13+00:00

It’s on! The biggest bout in the Roy’s history is only days away.

Countdown to Midsummer Melee - The Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars

2012-06-12T03:49:01+00:00

Continuing our coverage of MNRG v WCR, we interview Minnesota’s own Coach Dan.

Countdown to Midsummer Melee - The Windy City Rollers All-Stars

2012-06-10T17:02:57+00:00

An introduction to Minnesota’s longest-standing rival - and an interview with their captain, Jackie Daniels.

All Stars Steam Roll Detroit - 234-74

2012-06-06T02:17:53+00:00

Minnesota routs the women of Detroit at day 2 of June’s Midwest Brewhaha.

Charm City, Penalties Hand All-Stars First Defeat in 2012 - 174-168

2012-06-06T02:13:30+00:00

A late period defeat at the hands of Baltimore. Here’s the news from day one of June’s Midwest Brewhaha.

The 2012 Wheelies

2012-05-09T02:15:04+00:00

A season of surprises, kickass rookies, skaters going above and beyond…and the results are in!

Minnesota shotguns Brewskis, 173-104

2012-04-12T01:05:31+00:00

The All-Stars go 10-0 on the Roy track, defeating Milwaukee’s best and finishing the MNRG’s 8th season on top.

New school defeats old in league-wide battle, 116-80

2012-04-11T04:54:20+00:00

The Minnesota RollerGirls took to the track in a familiar bout on March 31st as the league’s veterans (playing as the “Mayo Clinicians”) attempted to go 2-0 against those newest to roller derby (the “State Fair Foodies”). After falling behind in the first half, the Foodies outscored the veterans 85 to 12 in the second to win the match 116-80.

The Northern Fights final scores

2012-04-01T03:23:58+00:00

The younger skaters take one back on the Vets…and Minnesota makes it ten in a row on the Roy track.

The Northern Fights: the preview

2012-03-30T02:52:38+00:00

The end of the season, the final mixer, and a match against the brilliant Brewcity Bruisers.

Minnesota outscores Montreal, 136-95

2012-03-08T05:03:43+00:00

Minnesota faces Montreal - their toughest opponent on the Roy track since the 2009 Windy City Rollers - and comes out victorious.

Hockey Honeys push past Figure Haters, 89-83

2012-03-08T04:54:47+00:00

The Hockey Honeys (Dagger Dolls and Rockits) overcome a 34-point deficit at halftime, defeating the Figure Haters (Atomic Bombshells/Garda Belts) 89-83.

Assault on Nice Final Scores

2012-03-04T07:44:38+00:00

Hockey Honeys overpower Figure Haters, Minnesota Triumphs over Montreal

Assault on Nice: the Preview

2012-03-01T04:11:48+00:00

The stakes rise as Minnesota defends their 8-0 win streak at the Roy against Montreal’s Roller Derby’s neon-clad New Skids on the Block.

Seeing Double 2012: Rockits flip Dolls 106 - 45

2012-02-24T04:47:52+00:00

The Rockits defeated the Dagger Dolls in our second annual doubleheader with the Minnesota Swarm NLL team. Final Score Rockits 106 - Dagger Dolls 45 in this Championship Bout rematch.

Seeing Double: the Preview

2012-02-14T02:31:11+00:00

The MNRG return to the Xcel Energy Centre…this time for a remix of the Dolls/Rockits season finale.

Hook, Line, and Sink Her: Minnesota All-Stars rush past Old Capitol City, 362-58

2012-02-08T04:23:56+00:00

In the Minnesota All-Stars’ opening bout of 2012, Iowa City’s best take on the #2-ranked league in the North. Minnesota welcomes Iowa City with a resounding win.

Hook Line and Sink Her: Miss Quitos nose ahead of Loon-a-Ticks, 96-67

2012-02-07T05:40:33+00:00

The Rockit/Garda Belt superteam come back from a 14-point deficit at the half, takes advantage of penalty trouble by the Atomic Bombshell/Dagger Doll skaters and charges ahead for the win.

Hook Line and Sink Her Recaplet: MNRG takes out Old Capitol, Miss Quitos overcome the Loon-a-Ticks

2012-02-05T04:33:05+00:00

MNRG All-Stars 362 - 58 OCCRG, Miss Quitos 96 - 67 Loon-a-Ticks

Hook, Line, and Sinkher: the preview

2012-02-02T03:13:58+00:00

The MNRG All-Stars return home for their opening bout of the 2012 season against Iowa City’s OCCRG. Also: DaggerBombs vs GardaRocks!

Whitewash: DOLLS WIN! DOLLS WIN! DOLLS WIN! Dagger Dolls 76 - Rockits 71

2012-01-26T02:54:19+00:00

The Minnesota RollerGirls have a new champion. They wear pink.

Whitewash: Bombshells go critical, take third-place - ABS 126 - Gardas 44

2012-01-26T02:51:46+00:00

The Atomic Bombshells take 3rd in an impressive defensive display against the Garda Belts.

Whitewash: the preview

2012-01-18T03:44:08+00:00

The MNRG home season comes to the moment where it all goes down. The Golden Skate will be in play this Saturday as the Rockits defend it against the Dagger Dolls. Meanwhile, the ABS and Gardas put it all on the line in the battle for third.

Two Minnesota RollerGirls to take part in Red Bull Crashed Ice “Ice Cross” event

2012-01-11T15:27:55+00:00

Atomic Bombshell and All-Star teammates Diamond Rough and Hurtrude Stein will compete as 3 of the first 5 US women in the event ever.

Derby never quits: the 2011 MNRG All-Star Season - part 3

2011-12-31T20:28:11+00:00

We conclude the story of the 2011 MNRG All-Stars with their November trip to - and quarter-final finish at - the WFTDA Championships in Denver.

Derby never quits: the 2011 MNRG All-Star Season - part 2

2011-12-25T20:08:25+00:00

We continue the story of the MNRG All-Stars - now on everyone’s radar as a force to be reckoned with - at October’s 2011 regional tournament.

Night of Hard Knox: Rockits launch into Championships; Dolls go undefeated

2011-12-22T17:52:40+00:00

Dagger Dolls hold on to beat the Atomic Bombshells 100-90; Rockits clinch championship berth against Garda Belts 104-58.

Derby never quits: the 2011 MNRG All-Star Season - part 1

2011-12-11T19:32:22+00:00

With the All-Stars taking a (very short) hiatus following their top-eight showing at the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association Championships, we begin a series of articles following the MNRG Aqua and Army through 2011 and into roller derby’s biggest tournament.

Operation Uff-Da: Dolls clinch finals; Rockits defeat Bombshells in final jam

2011-11-23T05:56:53+00:00

On a frigid November night, the Dolls defeat the Gardas 86-67 while the Rockits hold back the Atomic Bombshells 82-80. Details after the jump.

Operation Uff-Da: the preview

2011-11-18T04:28:34+00:00

Gardas v Dolls! Rockits v Bombshells!

The All-Stars return - Results from the 2011 WFTDA Championship!

2011-11-14T16:56:45+00:00

TOP EIGHT IN THE TOURNAMENT. Minnesota defeats Charm City. Texas takes us out on Day 2. One win. One loss. Incredible weekend.

MNRG goes for broke - the 2011 Championships preview

2011-11-09T02:35:08+00:00

Minnesota roller derby’s biggest weekend - ever.

Gardas and Dolls score first blood on season’s opening night

2011-10-20T03:38:05+00:00

The Garda Belts and the Dagger Dolls take the first wins as Season Eight begins at the Roy

MNRG: The Season Begins

2011-10-13T01:52:02+00:00

…in which we tell you just what you should know about the tournament (hint: we brought home medals) and this Saturday’s season opener at the Roy.

Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars advance to 2011 Championships!

2011-10-08T20:15:09+00:00

Join us Sunday October 9th at CAMP bar to watch the All-Stars versus Windy City as they fight for first place in the North Central Region! Game time is 5:20pm, but the 3rd place bout will be airing at 3:20pm, so arrive early if you’d like.

We just got Surly-er!

2011-10-07T22:26:45+00:00

We just got Surly-er!

The All-Stars race to Indianapolis

2011-10-05T16:50:15+00:00

It’s Playoffs time! Here’s how to watch your All-Stars.

MNRG late summer update

2011-08-09T03:58:48+00:00

Catch up on the upcoming eighth home season, the All-Stars’ summer, and the two MNRG players headed to the Derby World Cup.

Minnesota narrowly defeated by Philly, 101-84

2011-08-09T03:09:51+00:00

Coach Dan chimes in with a brief report on this weekend’s nail biter against Philly.

World class.

2011-08-09T03:00:17+00:00

Wherein we show a little love to a couple of our players. For, you know, being awesome.

MNRG June Update #2 - MNRG All-Stars win two at Midwest Brewhaha

2011-06-20T01:33:10+00:00

Minnesota return from Milwaukee ‘s May midwest exhibition with two solid wins and one very narrow loss.

MNRG June Update #1 - Season Eight rosters and tryouts this Sunday

2011-06-09T04:16:51+00:00

Transfers, rosters, and tryouts! It’s our early roundup of everything we know about our eighth season.

MNRG All-Stars hit the road

2011-05-17T22:47:57+00:00

New All-Stars! The road schedule! The Midwest Brewhaha…only days away! Season eight begins NOW.

The Wheelies 2011

2011-05-12T02:18:16+00:00

Season seven winds to an end with a gala night, sashes aplenty doled out to the best of our best…and tater-tots.