2011-2012 Season Schedule
Get ready for a season eight with the Minnesota RollerGirls - Minnesota’s original roller derby league.The fall bouts will feature your favorite four home teams and the winter/spring months will feature the All-Star bouts.
Saturday, October 15
Saturday, November 19
Saturday, December 17
Saturday, January 21 (home team championship)
Saturday, February 4
Saturday, February 18 with Minnesota Swarm
Saturday, March 3
Saturday, March 31
Saturday, May 5 (Away)
Saturday-Sunday, June 2-3 (Away)
Saturday, June 16
Friday-Sunday, July 27-29 (Away)
Friday, August 24 (Away)
Saturday, August 25 (Away)
Sunday, August 26 (Away)
News
Announcement: The Wheelies
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
It’s Wheelies time! Every year our players, refs, and volunteers travel to an undisclosed location, crack open a PBR (and maybe sneak in a flask or two), and honor the best of our best for two hours of tears, cheers, and fairly awesome dresses. On May 1st we honored the following players:
Fan Awards:
Favorite Jammer - Suzie Smashbox
Favorite Pivot/Blocker - Vuedoo Prodigy
Favorite Rookie - Killaman Jaro
The Lappy - Vuedoo Prodigy
League Awards:
Most Valuable Minnesota RollerGirl - Vuedoo Prodigy
Rookie of the Year - Killaman Jaro
Head Trauma (MNRG founder) Legacy Award - Rumblebee
Most Improved - Cassie Rolle
Hardest Hitter - Vuedoo Prodigy
Speed Demon - L’exi-cuter
Best Attitude - Mitzi Massacre and Citizen Pain (tie)
Purple Heart - BOOMbay Safire
Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking - Abbie Mischief
PBR RollerGirl of Honor - Scootaloo
Most Charitable - Skullateral Damage
The Towelie - Mitzi Massacre
Volunteer Lover - Skullateral Damage
The Golden Supporter (volunteer of the year) - Apron and Garrison Killer (tie)
Team Awards - Atomic Bombshells:
Rookie of the Year - Double D. Fense
Team Spirit - BOOMbay Safire
Team Most Valuable Skater - Diamond Rough
Team Awards - Dagger Dolls:
Rookie of the Year - Killaman Jaro
Team Spirit - Gogo Galore
Team Most Valuable Skater - Shiver Me Kimbers
Team Awards - Garda Belts:
Rookie of the Year - Cassie Rolle
Team Spirit - Anita Spankston
Team Most Valuable Skater - Tiki Torture
Team Awards - Rockits:
Rookie of the Year - Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Spirit - Frau Scientits
Team Most Valuable Skater - Harmony Killerbruise
Team-Created Awards:
Atomic Bombshells’ “You make a better window than a door” for cheerful and awesome door opening - Crush with Eyeliner
Dagger Dolls’ “The Frank Lloyd Wright* (keeps popping up wherever derby is)” award- Wet Spot
Garda Belts’ “The Boner Award” for pointy elbows and shoulders - Abbie Mischief
Rockits’ “Octopussy Award” for most likely to give you a hug in the middle of a jam - Tara Skatesov
*The Dagger Dolls, who love fun, were playing Apples to Apples and the Frank Lloyd Wright card kept popping up!
Best Attendence:
Diamond Rough (Atomic Bombshells), Umpire Strikes Back (referee), and Wernher von Bombed (referee) tied for most practices with 66 each.
Dagger Dolls - Ova Achieva with 64
Rockits - Ice Pack with 61
Garda Belts - Anita Spankston with 54
Stats Awards:
Best Jammer - Harmony Killerbruise
Best Blocker - Tiki Torture
Best Pivot - Coochie Coup
Best Assister - Diamond Rough
Referee Awards:
Sugar - n Spice: Tiki Torture
Not so nice: Harmony Killerbruise
FIVE YEARS OF DERBY award:
Buffy the Vampire Skater
CleoSPLATra
E-radicator
Honeydew Felon
Killahertz
Misfit Maiden
Pain Gretzky
Rizzo
Rolls Wilder
Rumblebee
Scarmen Hellectra
Spike
Supersonik!
Trixie Whipsum
-Garrison Killer
More News
The 2012 Wheelies
May 08, 2012
A season of surprises, kickass rookies, skaters going above and beyond…and the results are in!
Minnesota shotguns Brewskis, 173-104
April 11, 2012
The All-Stars go 10-0 on the Roy track, defeating Milwaukee’s best and finishing the MNRG’s 8th season on top.
New school defeats old in league-wide battle, 116-80
April 10, 2012
The Minnesota RollerGirls took to the track in a familiar bout on March 31st as the league’s veterans (playing as the “Mayo Clinicians”) attempted to go 2-0 against those newest to roller derby (the “State Fair Foodies”). After falling behind in the first half, the Foodies outscored the veterans 85 to 12 in the second to win the match 116-80.
The Northern Fights final scores
March 31, 2012
The younger skaters take one back on the Vets…and Minnesota makes it ten in a row on the Roy track.
The Northern Fights: the preview
March 29, 2012
The end of the season, the final mixer, and a match against the brilliant Brewcity Bruisers.
