2011-2012 Season Schedule
Get ready for a season eight with the Minnesota RollerGirls - Minnesota’s original roller derby league.The fall bouts will feature your favorite four home teams and the winter/spring months will feature the All-Star bouts.
Saturday, October 15
Saturday, November 19
Saturday, December 17
Saturday, January 21 (home team championship)
Saturday, February 4
Saturday, February 18 with Minnesota Swarm
Saturday, March 3
Saturday, March 31
Saturday, May 5 (Away)
Saturday-Sunday, June 2-3 (Away)
Saturday, June 16
Friday-Sunday, July 27-29 (Away)
Friday, August 24 (Away)
Saturday, August 25 (Away)
Sunday, August 26 (Away)
News
Season Recap: The Wheelies 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
The Minnesota RollerGirls’ seventh season at the Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium came to a close on April 2nd with the nail-biting win over the Naptown Tornado Sirens of Indianapolis, Indiana. However, the end of this seventh year of the MNRG could not come to an end without the Wheelies.
What’s the Wheelies? Well, the players, the refs, our fantastic volunteers, and our sponsors gather together, open some tallboys, and enjoy a fantastic tater tot smorgasbord. We celebrate the past year and we honor the best of our league. It is also when we reveal our fans’ favorites, from the Rookie of the Year to the Lappy.
It is with great pleasure that we present to you the winners of the MNRG 2010-2011 Wheelies.
Fan favorites:
Favorite Jammer: MEDUSA
Favorite Pivot/Blocker: Vuedoo Prodigy
Favorite Rookie: Freeze Baby
The Lappy: Vuedoo Prodigy (Player you’d most like to land in your lap)
League awards:
Most Valuable Minnesota RollerGirl: Juke Boxx
Head Trauma (MNRG founder) Legacy Award: Rumblebee
Rookie of the Year: Hurtrude Stein
Most Improved: Wolfe Bite
Hardest Hitter: Vuedoo Prodigy
Speed Demon: Killaman Jaro
Best Attitude: Bully Jean and Flora Flipabitch
Purple Heart: Abbie Mischief
Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking: Sintripetal Force
PBR’s RollerGirl of Honor: Moto Fluzzi
The Towelie: Flora Flipabitch
Most Charitable: Bully Jean
Volunteer Lover: Vuedoo Prodigy
The Golden Supporter (Volunteer of the year): Johnny Crash
The Minivan (for going the distance for the All-Stars): Scouroboros
Atomic Bombshells awards:
Team MVP: Diamond Rough
Team Spirit: Venus Thightrap
Rookie of the Year: Hurtrude Stein
Team Award - The RILF: Edelvice
Garda Belts awards:
Team MVP: Citizen Pain
Team Spirit: Anita Spankston
Rookie of the Year: Sintripetal Force
Team Award - EMT Love: Kitty Nip
Rockits awards:
Team MVP: Vuedoo Prodigy
Team Spirit: Frau Scientits and IcePack
Rookie of the Year: Commander Nix
Team Award - Mascot of the year: Rockitbot
Dagger Dolls awards:
Team MVP: Psycho Novia
Team Spirit: Gogo Galore and Ova Acheiva
Team Award - The Sleeper: Betty LaRude
Referee awards:
Sugar and Spice: Frau Scientits
Not So Nice: Shiva Shank’n
Silver Whistle (for acting like a ref): Diamond Rough
Stats Awards:
Best Pivot: Diamond Rough
Best Blocker: Juke Boxx
Best Assister: L’exi-cuter
Best Jammer: Psycho Novia
Attendance awards:
Overall (and Referees): Umpire Strikes Back (Perfect attendance)
Atomic Bombshells: Bully Jean
Dagger Dolls: Psycho Novia
Garda Belts: Citizen Pain
Rockits: KillaHertz
Five years of derby award:
Lola Blackenblue
Sparkle Ninja
Angelfire
Meshugenough
Ann E Briated
Scootaloo
Optimiss Crime
Harmony Killerbruise
Frau Scientits (Jax Kvaas)
Coochie Coup
Abbie Mischief
John Maddening
Stay tuned. Season seven just finished up. Our eighth season begins in two weeks at the Midwest Brewhaha in Milwaukee, WI. Watch for a preview of our leagues’ four bouts there in the next few days.
Reporting from where all the women are strong, all the men are accessories, and all the children turn left,
-Garrison Killer
More News
The 2012 Wheelies
May 08, 2012
A season of surprises, kickass rookies, skaters going above and beyond…and the results are in!
Minnesota shotguns Brewskis, 173-104
April 11, 2012
The All-Stars go 10-0 on the Roy track, defeating Milwaukee’s best and finishing the MNRG’s 8th season on top.
New school defeats old in league-wide battle, 116-80
April 10, 2012
The Minnesota RollerGirls took to the track in a familiar bout on March 31st as the league’s veterans (playing as the “Mayo Clinicians”) attempted to go 2-0 against those newest to roller derby (the “State Fair Foodies”). After falling behind in the first half, the Foodies outscored the veterans 85 to 12 in the second to win the match 116-80.
The Northern Fights final scores
March 31, 2012
The younger skaters take one back on the Vets…and Minnesota makes it ten in a row on the Roy track.
The Northern Fights: the preview
March 29, 2012
The end of the season, the final mixer, and a match against the brilliant Brewcity Bruisers.
