Team Merchandise
Are you a supporter of this team? Well then you should be outfitting yourself in gear that shows your colors! Each of the teams has its own merch available at our bouts and in our online store. Get yourself a team shirt, wristband, or set of this season’s trading cards and support your favorite team.
Garda Belts
They’re here to serve, protect, and defeat! These Irish Police, do not succeed through the use of firearms, but rather force of limb and speed of skate. Since 1922 they’ve used authority, agility, and batons to ensure state security and public order. Behold as they crush their enemy with a single blow, surpassing all others in time and strength! YOU - men, women, and children - rely on these Guardians of the Peace - for your personal protection and well-being!
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Anita Spankston
- Betty LaRude
- Cassie Rolle
- Citizen Pain
- Crust Almighty
- Dementia Darling
- Frigid O'Shaughnessy
- MEDUSA
- Moto Fluzzi
- Myrna Ploy
- Olga Ogilthorpe
- Rita Rawkus
- Scootaloo
- Second Hand Smoke
- Shiva Shank'n
- Soft Serve
- Stacy Wreckt
- Suzie Smashbox
- Tara Bichapart (co-captain)
- Wolfe Bite (co-captain)
- Dropkick Donna
- Glam Slam
Team Retirees
- AliSin Chains
- Amyville Horror
- Ann E. Briated
- Beth Anne DeStruction
- Cupcake
- DamnzelSly
- Demora Liza
- Desi Cration
- DieAnn Isis
- Flogging Molly
- Head Trauma
- Holly Go Fightly
- Inspectress Gadget
- Lil' Hellion
- Little Tornado
- Lola Blackenblue
- OneikaX
- Optimiss Crime
- Pattywack
- Pocahuntress
- Punishmint Patty
- Rolls Wilder
- Rumblebee
- Savage Animal
- Sintripetal Force
- Thundra Stryker
- Ultralash
