Minnesota Roller Derby

Joss #5BY5

Pronouns: He/Him

Position(s):

Skating Official, Non-Skating Official

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Official – 2013 – Present

Athletic Background:

I get most of my exercise chasing after students who forgot things, sprinting to the bathroom during passing time, and always taking the stairs.

Bio:

Born and raised in Minneapolis, young Joss quickly developed his ability to judge people, look angry, and fill out paperwork. All vital skills to be a ref in roller derby.

Likes:

  • Diet Coke
  • Hard Liquor
  • Sadness

Dislikes:

  • Chocolate
  • Kittens
  • The Laughter of Small Children

Awards & Accolades:

  • Season 6–13: Best Attendance

Special Roles:

  • Finance Committee
  • Buzzy Stand-In