All-Stars

Whacks Poetic #86

Whacks Poetic with headband and hair covering her face

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Bodies of Water — 2022–Present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: All-Stars — 2017–Present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Rockits — 2017–2020
  • Rocket City Roller Derby: 2016
  • Philly Roller Derby: 2014–2016
  • Hammer City Roller Derby: 2010–2013
  • Cambridge Rollerbillies: 2010–2011

Athletic Background:

I played soccer competitively into adulthood when I found roller derby and decided to strap on wheels. I also have a second degree black belt in karate.

Likes:

  • Coffee
  • Cheese
  • Cats

Dislikes:

  • People acting righteous
  • Fallacious arguments
  • Peas

Awards & Accolades:

  • MVP 2019 All Stars
  • 2019-2020 Best Blocker Stats Award

Special Roles:

  • WFTDA Chair