The Rockits

Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Animal

    #501

  • co captain

    Surly Bird

    #157

  • mascot

    MS. ROCKITBOT

  • Abbie Mischief

    #318

  • BerNasty

    #7

  • Coley Smokes

    #470

  • Daft Spunk

    #585

  • Dreidel Robber

    #8

  • Hater Tot

    #375

  • Jojo Juk'Em

    #27

  • Madrad

    #196

  • Manila Ice

    #32°F

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Myrtle Kombat

    #90

  • Obscene Sheen

    #2/11

  • Rhea Volt

    #84

  • Salvador Brawlie

    #5:OO

  • Scarmen Hellectra

    #28

  • Whacks Poetic

    #86

Non Active Roster

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jawbreaker

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith