Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Jojo Juk’Em

    Jojo Juk’Em

    #27

  • co captain

    Rhea Volt

    Rhea Volt

    #84

  • mascot

    Ms. ROCKITBOT

    Ms. ROCKITBOT

  • Animal

    Animal

    #501

  • anne T. fascism

    anne T. fascism

    #99

  • BerNasty

    BerNasty

    #7

  • Bry Zeus

    Bri Zuss

    #14

  • Brutal

    Brutal

    #82

  • Coley Smokes

    Coley Smokes

    #470

  • Dreidel Robber

    Dreidel Robber

    #8

  • Hater Tot

    Hater Tot

    #375

  • Jacked Pipes

    #3

  • Killer Bea

    Killer Bea

    #29

  • Manila Ice

    Manila Ice

    #32

  • MeshugEnough

    MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def

    Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Myrtle Kombat

    Myrtle Kombat

    #90

  • NexJen

    NexJen

    #25

  • DARK SCAR

    Scarmen Hellectra as “Dark Scar”

    #28

  • Surly Bird

    Surly Bird

    #157

  • Whacks Poetic

    Whacks Poetic

    #86

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Daft Spunk

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jawbreaker

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Madrad

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith