Team: Atomic Bombshells
Name: Betty Bruiser
Number: 61
Status: Came out of retirement
Awards & Accolades: 2007 Rookie of the Year (Team Award)
Position You Play: Jammer/Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): Short hair, long legs
Loves: Her teammates
Despises: The rest of those bitches
Favorite Food or Drink: Haakiesdraad (Google it)
Star Sign: Sagittarius
Chinese zodiac sign: Horse

More dirt about yourself: A returned Peace Corps Volunteer who served in South Africa, Betty was kicked out of the Corps after starting an after-school derby program for at-risk youth. When local South African government officials were questioned about why she was asked to leave, they explained, "We've come too far since the end of Apartheid to let this kind of violence reignite in our great nation."