Featured RollerGirl, March 2006: Elected mid-season as the new co-captain of the Atomic Bombshells, CleoSPLATra has gone above and beyond her call to duty; running practices and drills and getting the team on a game plan. Not only that, but she goes out of her way to help any teammate who may need an extra hand, in or out of derby. She is truely an essential part of the Atomic Bombshells.

Team: Aromic Bombshells
Name: CleoSPLATra
Number: 42
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: 06-07 Interleague Team, 2006 Team Spirit (Team Award)
Position You Play: Jammer / Blocker
Injuries: Broken thumb, smashed nose, fat lip, black eyes, nasty road rash
Distinguishing Feature(s): Regal Countenance
Loves: Skating fast, knitting, cold gin
Despises: the president of the United States
Favorite Food or Drink: Squid Curry; gin
Star Sign: Leo

More dirt about yourself:
It is a little known fact that the rumblings of roller skate wheels, when combined with the screeching of angry women produces a sound that can penetrate the earth's fiery core. Not only this, but the unique noise is strangely amplified by tetrahedral limestone formations – which includes basically anything remotely resembling a pyramid.

Awakened after thousands of years by the racket created by the Minnesota Rollergirls first season, CleoSPLATra arose from the dead, craving as never before the need to conquer, dominate, and smash… Shortly thereafter, passengers on a Cairo-Minneapolis flight found themselves attempting to look politely away as the rather musty smelling zombie queen completed the time-consuming task of returning her grey matter to its rightful place (via the left nostril) using a Northwest Airlines coffee stirrer.

Upon passing through customs at MSP, the remaining jars of pickled organs were deemed biological waste – the zombie queen and her luggage were hauled off to the nearest toxic waste facility. It was here that the radioactive, hazardous, noxious and corrosive women named the Atomic Bombshells found the royally pissed-off CleoSPLATra.