Team: Atomic Bombshells
Name: Marilyn Monrogue
Number: 13
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: March 2008 "The Alt-Tastic Hit of the Bout," 2007 Best Trash-Talker (League Award), 2007 Most Penalties (Stats Award), 2007 Best Pivot (Stats Award), 06-07 Interleague Team, 2006 Not-so-nice (Ref Award), 2006 Best Trash-Talker (League Award), 05-06 Interleague Team
Position You Play: Blocker/Pivot
Distinguishing Feature(s): I skate by and the girls fly
Injuries:1 torn t-shirt
Despises: Lies, The Smurfs, bad hair
More dirt about yourself: Marilyn Monrogue has always been a schoolboy’s fantasy. This devilish Doll learned from an early age that jealous little girls, not as cute or as sweet would stop at nothing to cause her harm. It wasn’t until a wad of chewing gum found it’s way into Marilyn’s luscious blond locks that she discovered her true calling in life, Revenge. After knocking the envious gum chewer to the ground with a lightening-fast hip check (which she uses to this day to dominate the rink), Marilyn stood over her victim proud, satisfied, and ready to avenge those who’ve been done wrong.
After a brief stint in an all girls penitentiary, Marilyn attempted to get a handle on her evil tendencies. Her psychiatrist, Dr. Walker, told her to “let go of her anger,” so she switched to Dr. Jameson. When he’s not making sense, she takes advice from her wise old friend Jose Cuervo.
Many have tried to cross Marilyn over the years. Many have suffered. All have learned the greatest lesson of all – one that Marilyn herself likes to whisper as she unleashes wrath and fury on her victims – “You know who you are, you know what you’ve done, you know what’s coming. It’s worse than revenge, it’s MARILYN MONROUGE!”