Featured RollerGirl, December 2007: A new addition to the MNRG for the 2007-2008 season, Punish Mint Patty joined the Atomic Bomshells as top blocker, ready to dole it out to anyone brave enough to take it. Not pointing fingers, in her debut bout against the Denver Roller Dolls Mile High Club in November, Punish Mint Patty took a brutal fall resulting in a broken leg. While she is recuperating this winter, the other three home teams are breathing a short-lived sigh of relief.

Team: Atomic Bombshells
Name: Punish Mint Patty
Number: 100
Status: Rookie
Position You Play: Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): mole in the shape of Abraham Lincoln on my ass
Injuries: Broken leg
Loves: Robots, taxidermy, mitten clips and men with tattoos
Despises: Clowns, narcissism and the word "panties"
Favorite Song: Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward
Favorite Food or Drink: Cotton candy and Jameson
Star Sign: Pisces