Team: Dagger Dolls
Name: Kim Jong Kill
Number: 1/2
Status: Active
Position You Play: Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): soul-crushing thighs
Loves: cute Asian cartoon things
Despises: war
Favorite Song: Crosby, Stills, and Nash - Cathedral
Favorite Food: prime rib
Star Sign: Pisces

More dirt about yourself: Kim Jong Kill was created by a secret consortium of military scientists by combining DNA from Korean Tae Kwon Do prodigies and ancient Swedish Vikings. The goal was to create a Communist-fighting super soldier. Unfortunately the project backfired and instead of the military machine they had hoped for, they got a pacifist girl who thought that, "living on a commune would be pretty cool," and "Capitalism is for squares, man." Disgusted, the scientists scrapped the idea and sent Kim Jong Kill on her way.

Years later, after hopping between communes and co-ops around the U.S. and Canada, she decided to try roller derby on a lark. In doing so, she unwittingly unlocked the hidden instincts and rage that were bred into her. Kim Jong Kill becomes a maniac the moment her wheels hit the floor.