Featured RollerGirl, January 2006

Team: Dagger Dolls
Name: Sayonara Pussy
Number: 869
Status: Injured Reserve
Awards & Accolades: 2006 Hardest Hitter (League Award), 2006 Best Pivot (Stats-Based Award), 06-07 Interleague Team, 05-06 Interleague Team, 2005 Hardest Hitter, 2005 Best Pivot
Position You Play: Pivot / Blocker
Injuries: Torn PCL, numerous bruises in places bruises shouldn't be!
Distinguishing Feature(s): The Black Smile you see just before I knock you in to my fans
Loves: The thrill of the chase & the taste of your defeat
Despises: Girls who are all talk and no action... Talk all the smack you want. If you can't back it up, I'll shut you up!
Favorite Song: "Your Girlfriend" Katastrophe
Star Sign: Taurus

More dirt about yourself:
A tiny baby was found floating down the Nile in a basket like those found at Pier 1 Imports. Two Japanese missionaries, who were traveling in the area, plucked her out of the river, believing her to be a gift from some higher power. Upon their return to Japan, they offered her to the Emperor. The Emperor decided to call her Sayonara Pussy and raise her along with his daughter, Hello Kitty.

The two girls were raised as sisters, enjoying all the comforts afforded royalty, including instruction from the court warriors on secret fighting techniques. When they were older, Sayonara Pussy discovered that her sister Hello Kitty was really the evil matriarch of the cosmetic industry! Sayonara Pussy was outraged by Hello Kitty's intolerable animal testing and labor practices. The girl that had been her best friend and sister had become her arch nemesis.

Sayonara Pussy left the only family she'd ever known and moved to America in an effort to further the training she had begun as a child. She joined up with the Minnesota RollerGirls, known world-wide as the best roller derby league in the universe. After one season with the Atomic Bombshells, she skated with the Rockits helping take them to the Golden Skate. Always looking for new challenges Sayonara Pussy has joined up with the infamous Dagger Dolls.

Enemies and foes, beware of this strong, virile skater! Nothing can distract her once the target is in her sights. Her opponents have even been known to throw women at her the night before a bout, hoping that she'll be tired and weakened the next day. Little do they know this amazing skater has inexhaustible strength and stamina.

The ladies may try, but this irresistible lioness will never be domesticated!