SPIKE, Head Ref

Number: 86'd
Duties:Yelling at Refs, Yelling at RollerGirls, herding, former Penalty Box Master
Injuries: None... Yet. They're all from kickball. Or Mental.
Distinguishing Feature(s): I'm the Asian ref with the Spiked hair.
Loves: Music, RollerGirls, Breaking Stuff, Girls in Miniskirts
Despises: Cilantro, NeoCons
Favorite Songs: Breaking Up the Girl by Garbage and Roller Queen by Naked Raygun
Favorite Food or Drink: Boba Slushie, Tonic and Lime

More Dirt About Yourself:
The Situational Personality Interaction Kit Experiment Project (aka S.P.I.K.E.) was decommissioned by the National Security Agency in 1994. Field models had been spotted in the upper midwest as early as 1990. Amidst rumors of rogue SPIKE units, the NSA decommissioned and classified the project. Every model was dismantled and destroyed. There are rumors that a field test in southern Minnesota went amok and a SPIKE unit escaped into the wild. Containment procedures failed to capture the unit and after 90 days a cover story went into place. The unit is known for its disregard for the norms but at the same time, it is known for enforcing rules and regulations.