Featured RollerGirl, April 2007

Team: Rockits
Name: Honeydew Felon
Number: 25 to life
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: 2006 Best Blocker (Stats-based Award)
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: Cracked rib & I bruise like a peach
Distinguishing Feature(s): right dimple, left hook
Loves: Violets (& violence)
Despises: Pansies
Favorite Derby Moment: Any jammer takedown, especially when they land in the 3rd row
Website: myspace.com/honeydewfelon

More dirt about yourself:
Stealing melons from the neighbor’s garden patch was nothing but harmless mischief for Honeydew. But when she got chased across state line with a pitchfork, this sweet young thing turned rotten. Now Honeydew is out on good behavior – acting bad and set on revenge. Don’t let that sugar-coated exterior fool you: she’s all pointed elbows, bitter intentions, and honeyed hell on wheels.