Team: Rockits
Name: Pain Gretzky
Number: 1337
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: 06-07 Interleague Team, 2006 Most Underrated (Fan Award), 2006 RollerGirl You Want to Land in Your Lap (Fan Award)
Position You Play: Pivot / Blocker / Jammer
Distinguishing Feature(s): Sassy smirk
Loves: Skating fast
Despises: Anyone who gets in her way
Favorite Song: “Renegade” – Styx
Favorite Food or Drink: beer

More dirt about yourself:
Pain Gretzky has been skating on the frozen ponds of Minnesota since the age of four. A wicked slap shot left her first hockey stick in pieces, but instead of replacing the damaged lumber, Pain set her sights on jamming around the roller derby rink. Unlike the original Great One, Pain does not need a shadow protector to watch her back. She does her own enforcing, breaking backs and hearts at will. Fearing public humility, Canada denies the rumor that Pain Gretzky has stolen the Stanley Cup three times just to show off her elite skills.