Val Kyrie #O7O7
Derby Career:
- Minnesota Roller Derby: Dagger Dolls — 2018–Present
- North Star Roller Girls: Violent Femmes — 2016–2018
Athletic Background:
Plunged her shoulder into the heart of an eight-wheeled titan and looted her skates in 2015 … Summoned a violent storm in September 2018 during a traffic-induced fit of rage … Willingly donned pants for a social event one night in 2017.
Bio:
According to Norse legend, Val Kyries were powerful drinking goddesses. They moved quickly, fought savagely, and celebrated their victorious battles with legendary parties. This particular Val Kyrie was first spotted in the ancient city of Lúðr Nötra (known today as Columbia Heights) in 1986 A.D. The Val Kyrie’s natural thirst for violence, complimented by years of speed training, culminated by her victory in the Rites of Dyr Be. By plunging her razor-sharp shoulder into the heart of an eight-wheeled titan, the Val Kyrie earned the right to don roller skates (and took the titan’s skates as a trophy).
Having conquered all previous challenges and made an impressive flipbook out of old speeding tickets, the Val Kyrie now has her sights set on the most glorious arena: a place where the fastest and most violent are richly rewarded, the Minnesota RollerGirls. Til Valhöll!!!
Likes:
- My daughter
- Hitting opponents
- Rainbows
Dislikes:
- Cleaning drain traps
- Not hitting opponents
- Fascism