Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Hater Tot

    #375

  • co captain

    Manila Ice

    #32°F

  • mascot

    MS. ROCKITBOT

  • Animal

    #501

  • Anne T. Fascism

    #99

  • BerNasty

    #7

  • Bri Zuss

    #14

  • Coley Smokes

    #470

  • Daft Spunk

    #585

  • Dreidel Robber

    #8

  • Hal'Luci-Jen

    #25

  • Jacked Pipes

    #3

  • Jojo Juk'Em

    #27

  • Madrad

    #196

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Myrtle Kombat

    #90

  • Rhea Volt

    #84

  • Scarmen Hellectra

    #28

  • Surly Bird

    #157

  • Whacks Poetic

    #86

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jawbreaker

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith