Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Jojo Juk'Em

    #27

  • co captain

    Rhea Volt

    #84

  • mascot

    MS. ROCKITBOT

  • Animal

    #501

  • anne T. fascism

    #99

  • BerNasty

    #7

  • Bri Zuss

    #14

  • Brutal Brit

    #82

  • Coley Smokes

    #470

  • Dreidel Robber

    #8

  • Hal'Luci-Jen

    #25

  • Hater Tot

    #375

  • Jacked Pipes

    #3

  • Killer Bea

    #29

  • Manila Ice

    #32°F

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Myrtle Kombat

    #90

  • Scarmen Hellectra

    #28

  • Surly Bird

    #157

  • Whacks Poetic

    #86

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Daft Spunk

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jawbreaker

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith