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Honeydew Felon, #25-to-life
Co-captain, Retired
Derby Date of Birth: Season 2, 2005
Position(s): Blocker
Athletic Background:
Yard ball.
Bio:
Stealing melons from the neighbor’s garden patch was nothing but harmless mischief for Honeydew. But when she got chased across state line with a pitchfork, this sweet young thing turned rotten. Now Honeydew is out on good behavior – acting bad and set on revenge. Don’t let that sugar-coated exterior fool you: she’s all pointed elbows, bitter intentions, and honeyed hell on wheels.
Awards & Accolades:
2006 Best Blocker (Stats-based Award), 2008 Purple Heart, 2009 Best Blocker (Stats-based Award),
Team Roster
Active Roster
- Abbie Mischief (co-captain)
- Ana Stick
- BerNasty
- Betsy Wrecksie
- Buzz TightRear
- Commander Nix (co-captain)
- Coochie Coup
- Dreidel Robber
- Frau Scientits
- Harmony Killerbruise
- KillaHertz
- Kit Shinkicker
- Konceal'n Kari
- Madrad
- MeshugEnough
- Pain Gretzky
- Rhea Volt
- Salvador Brawlie
- Scarmen Hellectra
- Tiny Neurotic Terror
- Vuedoo Prodigy
- Wanda Wreckonwith
Team Retirees
- Anesthesia
- Cookies 'n Scream
- Dudezilla
- H Bomb
- Honeydew Felon
- IcePack
- Jawbreaker
- Patently Offensive
- Phyllis Drillher
- Pucks Bunny
- Rizzo
- Snake Bite
- Soylent Mean
- Trinity Knox
- Trixie Whipsum
