Apr 23, 2014 | Bout News

Beauty and the Brawlers: Garda Belts Win the Golden Skate

By: Fire Wally The Garda Belts made roller derby history Saturday night by winning their first-ever Golden Skate in the tenth home season of the Minnesota RollerGirls. Led by lead scorer Slambda Phage and supported by rock-solid blockers that held the Atomic Bombshells scoreless for a long stretch of the first half, the Gardas defeated […]

Apr 23, 2014 | Bout News

Beauty and the Brawlers: Rockits Claim Third Place Over Dagger Dolls

By: Fire Wally The Rockits survived a late rally from the Dagger Dolls to win the opening event of Saturday’s Beauty and the Brawlers bout 158-130. Led by lead scorer Commander Nix, the Rockits displayed the same fluid jamming and strategic pack speed management fans have seen all year, earning the victory in the third […]

Apr 16, 2014 | Bout News

Beauty and the Bruisers: The Championship Preview

Spend more than a few minutes on the internet and you’ll find no shortage of folks screaming for your attention. It’s easy to get a little jaded after hearing about the “epic” sale on flat-screen televisions, the shocking kitten video that you literally will not believe, and the 34 most ridiculously incredible photos that will […]

Apr 8, 2014 | Bout News

Roller Vortex: All-Stars Blow Up Mad Maxines 301-84

By: Fire Wally The Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars won another bout in spectacular fashion Saturday night, skating victorious over the Mad Maxines, all-star team of the No Coast Derby Girls from Lincoln, Nebraska. The All-Stars again used coordinated walls and persistent jammers to open up a wide margin of victory, winning by a final score of […]

Apr 8, 2014 | Bout News

Roller Vortex: Minnesota Nice Brake Road Warriors 214-39

By: Fire Wally The Minnesota Nice, B-team of the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars, made their Roy Wilkins debut Saturday night in the opening bout of Roller Vortex. Matched up against the Road Warriors, B-team of the No Coast Derby Girls from Lincoln, Nebraska, the MN Nice dominated from start to finish, earning a 214-39 victory. Practicing […]


Apr 3, 2014 | Special Announcements

Help us choose our championship bout poster!

For the first time ever – YOU get to choose the theme and artwork for the Home Team Championship Bout! Check out these 6 amazing options from our fabulous sponsor KNOCK and pick your favorite! The winning design will be printed as a poster and available for purchase on bout night. The design will also […]


Apr 1, 2014 | Bout News

Roller Vortex: Preview with All-Stars Coaches

This Saturday, the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars will play their first bout at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium of 2014. The Minnesota RollerGirls will face off against the No Coast Derby Girls of Lincoln, Nebraska in an A/B doubleheader. The All-Stars will take on No Coast’s A Squad – the Mad Maxines – while the All-Stars’ B […]


Mar 31, 2014 | What Are We Up To?

Big Table Studio Poster Show

Relive roller derby past. Come to our vintage poster sale and Jam Out With Your Clam Out: 2 pre-party at Big Table Studio, 375 Wabasha St N, St Paul from 7pm-9pm on Friday, April 4 Jam Out starts at 9:30 (doors at 8), just two doors down at Amsterdam!

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Mar 26, 2014 | What Are We Up To?

Jam Out with Your Clam Out 2: Snatchin’ it Back!

You loved it last year, and now it’s back: the unique blend rough and tumble meets bump and grind when roller derby and burlesque go head to head!! Watch the fishnets fly as down and dirty derby darlings from all over the Midwest join forces with a cast of local burlesque bombshells! That’s right, your […]

Mar 26, 2014 | What Are We Up To?

All-Star Bootcamp

In conjunction with Jam Out With Your Clam Out: A Roller Derby Burlesque Spectacular on April 4th and the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars bout versus No Coast Derby Girls on April 5th, the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars are hosting a one-day All-Star Boot Camp on Sunday, April 6th, 2014. In this boot camp, you will learn tips […]